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    • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
    • Me: Please don't be 6am
    • *1;48am*
    • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
    • *Shoves face back into pillow*

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    miniaturewhiski:

    y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

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    A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

    pettyofficerdongers:

    captainkristine:

    this-is-my-life-lacy:

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    lololololol

    I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

    Then there’s the Navy

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    My English Professor is going to hate me
    mitchdahbitch:

fuck me 

    *Talking to my future child* It all started when she reblogged my selfie

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