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  • flewor:

when she texts first
    jerkidiot:


IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS

    Straight White Boy Problem #476

    straightwhiteboyproblems:

    when u are hanging with ur bro and u are texting ur crush but ur crush isn’t replying to u and u tell ur bro “hey dude text christina and see if she replies to you” and ur bro gets a new text message from christina in 2 minutes and starts textin rapid fire meanwhile u are sortin out some heavy feels in the background. u turn on the tv. maybe watching a little football will ease the pain….

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    step 1: stop being beautiful

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    failed step 1

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    chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
    landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

    rlyhigh:

    hickeys are gross i want ten

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