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    suctioning:

    How many followers do I need until people send me random asks

    the real question is how many do you need to receive random ass? this is my post now loser.

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    sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior

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    helioscentrifuge:

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    sextronautt:

    we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

    Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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    "Being happy is a very personal thing—and it really has nothing to do with anyone else ."
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    zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

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menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

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