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Me, everyday.
    alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.
    vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
    tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

    toothpast:

    turkeystuffer:

    tatehorror:

    Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

    you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

    that was as smooth as fuck

    + 269692

    thatfunnyblog:

 


i was expecting a dope catch but..

HE STARED DEATH IN THE FACE!!! HE FELT THE PAIN BEFORE IT EVEN MADE IMPACT.
    richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
    imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

awwww-cute:

It’s a 70 degree day in Seattle and yet my dog is melting

What a fuckn cutie