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  • joshpeck:

    yeah…you’re cute

    but are you worth the thirst follow

    + 1194

    ejactoolate:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

what about queefs

    sceptre:

    you know what to do with that big fat butt

    wiggle wiggle wiggle

    image

    + 85125

    Tinder bio’s be like: Dtf or nah? Haha jk but like no seriously if you’re into that hmu

    + 0

    framewxrk:

    too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

    + 372880

    dadsofficial:

    So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

    + 67248