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  • alluringhowell:

    I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

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    psychofactz:

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    derpes:

    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

    see you all in hell

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    differed:

    I think it’s time for someone to take one for the team and date me

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    jad3harley:

    do you ever reblog something specifically for someone on your dash and they reblog it from you and youre all

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    vethox:

    i’m fluent in talking shit

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    bellecosby:

    White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

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    all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

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    "One day it just gets better. There’s no explanation or reason why . You just wake up and you’re not angry anymore."

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